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12/2/06

EL EMPORIO DEL FUTBOL

(Cuentito de fútbol)

El Emporio del futbol es una casa de venta muy particular ubicada en la Ruta 33 a escasos metros de la localidad de Villada. Don José Cleto Galván propietario y fundador de la firma, se jacta de tener en su negocio productos que envidarían los mismos Centros Comerciales de Buenos Aires.
Entre los artículos mas destacados que se ofrecen a la venta, podemos detallarles los mas importantes:

En la parte bazar y cocina, se encuentran los cucharones o espumaderas que buscan los arqueros de la zona, para poder agarrar “los centros a la olla”.
Futbolistas con vocación de punteros, solicitan en la sección de artículos para caza y pesca, las famosas “brújulas Alzamendi” especiales para no perderse “cada vez que pican al vacio”.
Últimamente se está notando la mano de la esposa de Don José con la incorporación de la sección boutique, la misma ofrece una gran diversidad de zapatos taco aguja, cuya fina punta termina siempre en los delicados pies de jugadores que le pegan con “tres dedos”.
Los sábados, muchos hinchas se aglutinan en la zona de “pinturas” buscando litros de látex o sintético, intentando dejar “pintado” al arquero de los otros.
Existen simpatizantes que se presentan en el comercio, pidiendo diferentes tipos de “lija” para regalarles a los defensores de sus equipos, así estos el domingo, pueden “raspar” mejor al atacante de turno.
Por un pedido de la mujer de Galván, las dietas del “Doctor Cormillot” se venden como pan caliente. Los mayores consumidores son aquellos defensores que “no paran de comerse los amagues”.
Cada vez que llega el viajante con productos importados, se aglutinan los aspirantes a goleadores para poder tener el único frasco de “perfume de gol”, que se pondrá a la venta.

Como pueden constatar amigos, el Emporio es un negocio familiar muy bien puesto, que se diferencia de los shopping de las grandes urbes por la calidez de sus propios dueños.
En los últimos diez años la Delegación “censuradora” del Centro Económico, en una sola oportunidad intentó clausurar las instalaciones del último grito de la moda. La denuncia fue registrada a nombre del Sindicato de Barras Bravas del departamento Caseros, que presentó la misma por no haber encontrado en las estanterías del afamado lugar, artefacto alguno que permitiera “hacerle el chiquito” a los equipos rivales.

Eduardo "la negr@" Bigotti

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